There is a story that Communism, Capitalism, and Socialism decided to have lunch together one day. Communism and Capitalism were on time, but Socialism arrived late. He said, “I’m sorry I am late, but I had to queue up to buy some sausage.” Communism said, “What’s a sausage?,” and Capitalism said “What’s a queue?” [The Laughing Sutra, p. 210]